Dec. 24, 2000: Damn! Good to take a little vacation and come back to see how much the fetus is missed! Thanks to everyone who e-mailed dudes@fetusx.com to tell us what a difficult week it has been for you with no fetal action!! We actually spent way too much of our vacation working on things fetus ... we did some promo stuff, did some work for 'zines, had the Catholic League continue their war on us, worked on some Web crap ... You'll see the results soon! Also we've had a lot of people requesting posters (and baby doll shirts, and color comics on sundays, and back patches, and damn near anything fetus you can think of!!) But we think posters are a damn fine idea! So, drop an e-mail to dudes@fetusx.com and tell us what kind of posters you want!

Dec. 13, 2000: The blizzard knocked out our dial-up so we weren't able to update for a day. But, we're back.

Dec. 8, 2000: Woah, artist John Addis gives us super mad props once again in his "Student Angle" comic. Strong. For those of you who don't know, Johhny's comic appears in a newspaper that buckled to conservative cowardice and yanked the fetus. Come to think of it, they probably spend a lot of time yanking the fetus, if you know what I mean. And speaking of euphamisms, Casey's been inking his dragon a lot lately. You'll see what we mean.

Dec. 4, 2000: Hey gang, a few things: If you haven't joined the Fetus-X fan club on yahoo yet, do it! About 150 people have joined so far! You get to chat with Fetus fans from around the world, as well as the Fetus-X creators! Check it out at http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/fetusxfanclub. Also, thanks to everyone who's been e-mailing design suggestions for the series 2 T-shirts! We're still taking suggestions, so send yours to: dudes@fetusx.com. Whoever sends us the most helpful information gets a free T-shirt (not necessarily one that you suggest to us!!!). Current top vote-getters are on the buy crap page. Also, be warned that since the site was redesigned Nov. 9, 2000, some of the links below didn't work, or they went to out of date pages. It's fixed now, but you might need to update any old bookmarks or links on your own Web pages. Finally, thanks to everyone who has benn spreading the word on Fetus-X! This site is getting more and more hits everyday, and that can only be because you guys are telling all your friends how cool it is! Keep it up! And every piece of Fetus-X graffiti we see, every Fetus-X T-shirt on a stranger, every Web page linking to Fetus-X, every time the Fetus-X gets name dropped, well, that makes staying up until 4 a.m. drawing pictures of fetuses and squids doing battle that much more worth while. Thanks again, you guys are the best.

Nov. 20, 2000: Two things. First, we're sending out some sample strips to a few interested publications. If you want to help us out, e-mail us and tell us what your favorite strips are, that way we'll be sure to send them the best stuff. Second, we're printing up some new T-shirts, so if you've got any opinion as to what the next generation of Fetus-X fashions should look like, e-mail us and say which of our strips would look best on your body. In case you haven't carved it into your forearm yet, the e-mail address is: dudes@fetusx.com. Whoever sends us the most helpful information gets a free T-shirt (not necessarily one that you suggest to us!!!). Rock on.

Nov. 9, 2000: Well, damn, if you can't tell what's new here, that's your problem. Everything's new, motherfucker. And if you got anymore suggestions on how to improve this site or Fetus-X just send a rant to dudes@fetusx.com. Oh, part of the plan is to replace this news page, since you can now see what has been updated by looking at the little dates on the main page.

Oct. 30, 2000: Hey, it's Devil's Night (for some of us that's every night of the year). We've been slacking in the news department because we've been busting ass in the strips department. Got a tip from an old school reader today that there was a Fetus-X fan's letter in our old friend the State News. We sent her a free T-shirt for her extra effort in the name of Fetus-X (thanks again Melissa). If you've gone above and beyond the call of duty to promote Fetus-X awareness in the global community, drop us a line at dudes@fetusx.com and we'll do our best to make you look even cooler than you already are. Casey reports that his limo driver is in the hospital with a hang nail so his transportation is a bit inconsistent these days. We'll try not to let this effect our updates to Cahiers du Fetus.

Oct. 9, 2000: Uploaded part one of the all-new, full-color Fetus-X poster! Perfect for hanging in your junior high-school locker, or in your dorm room at Southern Oregon University! It's in with all the other new strips. And, damn, they just can't seem to keep the Fetus out of the State News. Here's a little somethin' somethin' that managed to find it's way into the State News comics page. Looks like the censors must be sleeping on the job again.

Oct. 7, 2000: A ton of new strips, plus all the old strips that were mysteriously mising. Thanks to our readers for pointing this out (Ed told us first).

Sept. 26, 2000: As promised, we got two new strips up for you last week. Also updated the letters page with three new letters and updated the buy crap page with links to all the t-shirts and an order form. Almost seems like old times. Oh, and made this page look a little prettier in subtle ways that you probably don't even notice. Eric's scanner is still busted, but a new one is supposedly on the way.

Sept. 18, 2000: Finally, some freaking news! Alright, so we took a break. And, yeah, we were assholes for not telling you guys. But we couldn't exactly announce we were taking a little sabbatical when we never really planned on taking one. It's just that we've spent so much time fighting The Man outside of our comic that we've barely had any time left over to fight The Man inside of our comic. And then Casey had to go to Arizona, and Eric had to move to Detroit, and then Eric bought this really kick-ass scanner that didn't fucking work so he had to send it back ... Anyway, we apologize for the lack of Fetus-X updates, we appreciate all the mail telling us how much we've been missed, and we'll have more REAL DAMN SOON. Eric is, right at this moment, holding on to ten of the finest strips Casey's ever drawn, and is making a road trip tomorrow to scan those suckers in, and so you should have your beautiful fetus back soon.

Aug. 14, 2000: Hey, uploaded 3 strips, and of course put up the preview of the graphic novel. Rob Allstetter from Comics Continuum took a read through an advance copy and then gushed to Eric, "You are a sick man. And I mean that in the best possible way." Damn, it feels good to make the fans happy. Oh, yeah, coming soon, a big ass manifesto on the whole State News censorship deal. It's a tangled web that only the Fetus boys can unravel for you. Check back soon. As if you wouldn't anyway. And we're also going to print all those kick ass fan letters that The State News was afraid to print. So send us more if you want. We'll continue to send them to the SN, as well as print them here. Damn, our work is cut out for us.

Aug. 6, 2000: Fetus-X fan in Fetus-X t-shirt appears on the front page of The State News!!!! Check this photo out! Apparently the censors at The State News made this guy turn his shirt backwards or they wouldn't run his photo... but the Tonik Industries logo is still visible! For info on how you can get your hands on such fine fashions (and possibly get your censored photo in The State News), check the merchandise page. Also updated the strips, once again. Thanks to everyone for writing letters of support (see e-mail page for info on how to help, or letters to see the ONE letter The State News has printed...) Casey and eric finished the 8 page fetus-x graphic novel. More info coming soon on how you can get your hands on it.

July 29, 2000:Updated the strips, once again, also forget to mention last time (what with the threat of censorship and all) that you can finally get some merchandise (through E-bay). Again, check the mail page for more info on how to save Fetus-X from censorship by the conservative right!

July 23, 2000: HUGE ASS NEWS! The State News is going to cancel Fetus-X unless you let your voice be heard! Apparently all the uptight people bitching about the strip has finally pushed the conservative management to the point where they're going to kill the damn thing. Anyway, check the mail page for more info on how to get your voice heard!

July 10, 2000: Hey, it's Casey's birthday! And to celebrate, we've got the July 13 strip up already! It's guaranteed to make many a fan boy and fan girl drool. Or drool more than normal.

July 9, 2000: Today is Eric's birthday; tommorrow is Casey's. Send birthday wishes to dudes@fetusx.com. Eric ate two big birthday tacos. The X-guys ran into some fans at the Taco Bell. Casey thinks maybe they should have been nicer to the readers, Eric thinks they should have screamed obscenities at them and roughed 'em up a bit. Casey presented some sweet pictures of Alicia and Fetus-X at the beach, as well as some new pages from the upcoming Fetus-X graphic novel. Editorial cartoonist and Hollywood fashion plate Justin Bilicki made a guest appearance. He also walked off with all the freaking napkins. Some girl came in and threw a tantrum about chalupas. This chalupa situation may have dire ramifications to the intricate plot twists of Fetus-X.

July 8, 2000: Casey tossed a wild party which resulted in his bleeding profusely from the every orifice. The Denny's staff really appreciated it at 5:00 a.m. when Casey bled all over his veggie omelette. Was it still a veggie omelette if it had human blood in it? Previous to the bleeding, the boys held a Fetus-X conference call to discuss their appearance at Wizard World Chicago 2000. Eric's going to get his picture taken with Tyler Mane (X-Men's Sabretooth) since Tyler stole Eric's look and all.

July 3, 2000: Eric made a bunch of improvements to the Web site, including adding all the cool artwork to the pages (Casey drew it all, of course). Also updated the "old" comics through July 12. That's right July 12. Now you can read the shit on the Web before it ever hits the news stands. Bitchin'. Also made a bunch of minor changes to all the pages, and finally made the "Buy some crap" page. Sort of. Oh, yeah, and he made this page. Duh.

July 2, 2000: Eric & Casey got together to work on the comic and watch X-Files. Casey was inking up a way-cool portrait of the Devil while his dog was being driven crazy by fireworks. Eric was hungry, Casey wasn't. Casey thought the special effects in the X-Files looked too much like computer generated crap. Eric thought they looked like the work of the Devil.

June 25, 2000: Casey and Eric took a Fetus-X road trip in a yellow Ryder truck. It almost didn't get on the road when the pigs thought Casey and Eric were terrorists. Well, they are terrorists, but they didn't have any explosives on them (only explosive comics) so the cops went and frisked down a donut shop instead. Casey forgot his sketchbook, and the only one Eric had was 18" x 24", so all the fetus action was LARGE. What the hell did they accomplish? Well, let's just say you can look forward to a little beach-blanket fetus later this summer.