1) Fetus-X: The cute little fetus in a jar, the only comics character to combine American's love of babies with their love of canned goods.
2) Satana: The girl trapped in a devil's body.
3) Mr. Roboto: super intelligent android from outer space.
4) El Chupacabra: Goat-sucking Mexican wrestling extraterrestrial ninja.
5) Areola: The little mermaid who can't swim.
6) Anal Ho Tep: The butt-fucking mummy.